Coachella 2011 Style Roundup!

Yet another year has passed by (that's 19 total people!), and I must ask myself, why have I not attended the best musical festival that the US has to offer, the indie rock smorgasbord, Coachella?!? Mix the Southern California laid-back vibe with a killer line up... and you have one incredible weekend of rock-in-roll awesomeness that needed me there! Acts included Cee Lo Green, Brandon Flowers (*gush*), Kanye West, The Strokes, The Kills, this year's Grammy shockers Arcade Fire and so many more fantastic artists. So, it's no surprise that the event has received quite the celebrity following. From Katy to Kayne to Kelly, all the stylish folk came with their fashion guns-a-'blazin' and their hippie flags flyin'! Here are some of my favorite quintessential Coachella looks, and some suggestions so that you too can be just as bohemian chic for your next outing. If you need me, I'll be watching viral clips of all the performances while I try to insert something clever........




Kanye rocking womenswear?? Could it be?? Yes, it is indeed true, he was seen sporting a Celine blouse featured in the Spring 2011 collection while performing at the festival.. and oddly, I like it! I little homo-sesual??... maybe, but it's Kanye. As long as he isn't ambushing stages, he's in the clear!


Straight guys, when you wear feminine pieces, always make sure to contrast and balance with things that are very masculine. For Kanye, it was his gold chains and cold-as-ice personality, but I would suggest boot-cut jeans (not skinnys!), work boots (maybe some Dr. M's), and a wrist watch or solid belt (no scarfs). This Henley below from Urban Outfitters does have a naturally feminine cut, but with the above tips you can totally look all man baby!

Standard Sub Henley - $24





Kate Bosworth is the queen of cool, so it was no gasp moment when she showed up looking effortlessly chic. The beauty in the outfit is the simplicity that still ends up looking layered! I think she looks to die for, and as always, it looks like she put it together in 5 minutes.

We all own fun graphic t's and a pair of distressed shorts, but we don't always know the right way to pull it all together without looking boring, but, just adding a few stellar, unique pieces can make a whole outfit happen! Pile on those bangles, the more the merrier, a cross necklace, and splurge on a pair of handmade moccasins (Esty all the way) instead of a generic pair you could pick up anywhere! Let's not forget the sunnies.. ALWAYS wear your sunnies! :) Forever 21 provides an inexpensive way to stock up on Kate-approved summer accessories!



Antiqued Ethiopian Bangles - $7.50

Gypsy Bracelet Set - $4.80

Teardrop Cross Necklace - $6.80

Sunglasses - $5.80




Oh Alexa, my fashion soul-mate, am I really taken aback by the fact that you look perfect? Of course not! :) Talk about a flirty (and short!) summer dress! This Brit knows style, and she looks divine in this sundress, but what I really like about the getup is that she didn't go typical lace ( all pretty and sweet). With a corseted waist, neon bangles, black buckled sandals, and cobalt nail polish, she turned this into a hip remix of an old classic!

Bold bold bold! It's all over the runways and the store shelves! Colors galore, so how do you choose? Like Alexa, don't overdo it! (Gucci can pull off a completely neon ensemble.. but, unfortunately, you can't!) Take mild pieces and mix in pops of extreme color! A bright top here, a brighter scarf there... you will be livening up the scene with your brilliance before you know it! Urban Outfitters knows what to do.

The Base

Staring at Stars Gauze Dress - $69






Deena & Ozzy Suede Open Toe Sandals - $39



Pleated Lightweight Infinity Scarf - $24


House of Holland tights - $28

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Full Jersey Turban - $29

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The last crocheted, Coachella candidate is Vanessa Hudgens, but I will admit, I have a difficult time talking about her. Why you ask? No! Not because she was in High School Musical silly billies!! Truthfully, this difficulty steams from me not really knowing if I absolutely love or completely hate her looks! On on hand, she goes full 1970s Woodstock bohemian and dares to be different with fashion (kudos, kudos) HOWEVER, some of her avant-garde-lookin' choices started to feel.. well.. a little too Ke$ha for me. So, I'll put you loyal readers to the test! On the top right of this page you should see a poll that begs the same question. Please help me decipher it because this has been looming in my mind all weekend!!! (not really, come on, I do have a life! :) ) While you contemplate, her are some bad-ass groovy 70s duds from ASOS that will surely be the talk of the town, you dig? :)




Peach Palazzo Pants - $71


Gold Button Detail Wide Leg Pants - $53


River Island Daisy Tunic - $62


Floral Print Chiffon Off the Shoulder Gypsy - $53

Pleated One Shoulder - $71


Masion Scotch Kaftan Maxi Dress - $187 (make sure to belt it!)

Sheer Sleeved Embellished Dress - $197

River Island Peter Pan Shift - $53

The Fashion B**ch is Back!

Helllloooo my fabulously fanatic fashion followers! Yes, the rumors are true, after a 2- month hiatus (caused by extreme lack of stylish inspiration and creative pulls in other areas see: future novelist) I am back and ready to knock your knee high floral socks off with some to-die-for clothes! If you have been to the blog before, you know what I'm about. If not, hi.. glad you could stop in! My blog is all about fun in the warm Springy sun! I want to show you what's now, but also what I adore and I know you will too! I should warn you in advance though that I am a big ole' hypocrite. I preach to look incredibly jaw-dropping at all times, but today, when the opportunity came to look killer, in temperatures fondling the 80s, I chose a pair of tight (I hibernated this winter and I still have not shed my winter pounds!) skinnys and a Sex Pistols t. My hair was a wreak (could it be because I watch two infants that constantly tug on it, yes) and I admit, I looked a slight mess. Disappointed in my lack of passion, a bit. However, I DEFINITELY do not intend, at any time, to put on a ballgown to watch two babies who would just want to spit up and poop on it! As much as a fashionista as I am, I'm no priss. I wish I could look insane everyday, but the reality of that is simply unrealistic! So, this got me thinking. What are some simple ways to spruce up an outfit? What can turn something drab like a t and jeans into a trendy, fab ensemble! Here are some accessories that I think can do the trick! Please.. enjoy, drool, and fall in love with these duds! It feels good to be back! Take in the spring breeze and get ready for more as I try to insert something clever...

Moderno Crochet Fedora - $228 - Free People

Oversized '70s Floppy Hat - $35 - ASOS


Raw Egde Floral Headscarf - $20 - Urban Outfitters

P-Retro Cat Glasses (DIEEEEE!) - $135 - Ray-Ban



Ford Cutout Platform - $168 - Jeffery Campbell

Fresh To Death - A Man's Guide To Good Dressing Pt. 1 - Quirky

Men,

Even though you enjoy heterosexual things like football, Sports Illustrated models, and cars (I realize I'm stereotyping.. but to save time..) women still can't get enough of you. It's the stone-cold truth my friends. But you need to know something. This something, I think, is overlooked by the male race and needs to be addressed immediately......


The truth is..... as hard as it is for some woman to admit, we "operate" the same way you guys do, superficially (how lovely for the human race, right?). We stare at you with vulgar intentions, we gawk at you from across the way with our girlfriends, and we judge you, initially but not solely, on the way you look. (Don't deny it ladies, it's human instinct, you would look foolish if you did.) This is why it's SO VERY IMPORTANT that you boys know how to dress. I know most of you don't care (and since this a fashion blog, I'm sure a majority are gay and already know!) but it's a quintessential factor in a woman's decision in considering you as a potential partner or hookup. ***The way we think - "Oh, there is a cute guy... wait, is he wearing mandels? .. Wait are those birkenstocks?.. no NO NOOO, THEY'RE CROCS! never-mind...." *** This can happen to you, seriously, girls can be shallow. We love you for who you are, but we also SUPER LOVE you when you are who you are and you dress impeccably, especially on a first meeting or date! I know it sucks, but it REALLY works to your advantage. Let me tell you something, and I may be breaking girl code for this, a sharply dressed man can counteract any unattractiveness or insecurity. You don't believe me.. but trust me, it's true. Feel confident in the way you look and that can EXUBERANTLY change how you feel about yourself, and how you project yourself to the ladies! Now, this doesn't mean you have to change who you are! You just have to bring out the best, and remove the worse! So, to help you do so, I'm making a 5 part blog series in good dressing, and I know by the end of this, you will be making the girls swoon with your charming looks and maybe your personality as well. ;)

Sincerely drooling over your hotness,
Alex

For the quirky male.

Quirky is difficult to pull off without looking like a straight up dork or someone who is trying desperately to hard. So, I think we should learn by example. Joseph Gordon-Levitt embodies quirky style. It's functional, put together, simple, and (dare I say!) undeniably sexy! He looks humble and not pretentious, sweet, trustworthy, RELATIONSHIP MATERIAL FELLAS! (HINT HINT, WINK, WINK) I also think that he offers the best of the best for first date attire and winning-over-her-parents looks! Check out a few pics and ideas below, I added a few similar items that can all be found at Forever21.com. I would also suggest H&M! Enjoyed being stylized boys as I try to insert something clever.....







Copy-cat ideas from 21Men:



Grid Pattern Jacket- $32.90

Diamond Print Sweater Vest - $23.90


Leather Trimmed Jacket - $36.90

Plaid Dress Shirt - $23.90

Green Energy Tee - $13.90

Metallic Tie - $8.90


Soft Leatherette Tennis Shoes - $16.90

Fashion Week Fabulous!

Christian Siriano, you had me at fierce. As a loyal follower and advocater, I stand behind Christian's Fall 2011 RTW line with great pride! I believe he has pushed pass the reality show curse and truly let his unique talent shine! I loved loved loved it! Some opposed the darkness (considering a majority of the collection was black, which is Siriano's staple) but I fell for it! I loved the long chiffon skirts and the runway models incapable of walking in their heels! Structured jackets and coats, billowing fabrics and layering, and one of the most surprising pieces, an organza tulip skirt! But my favorite part was that he used shoes from his Payless line (you best believe my hands will be all over those in the fall!) All in all, it was fabulous show! Take a look at what I think were highlights as I try to insert something clever....



The skirt! So chic!!


My favorite dress!! The show stopper!


My second favorite dress.... frilly and fantastic!


ok.. and my third favorite! Lovin' the skin tight, open-back, fish tail!


MODEL SPILLS! hehe... embarrassing.


The INSANELY hot Payless shoes... I can't wait till fall, i'm pre-ordering these babies...

The Jet Setter Look!! (With a Little Help From Rachel and Brad)

Lately I have been suffering from an extreme case of R.Z.W. .... or, unabbreviated, Rachel Zoe Withdrawal. The DVDs are just not cutting it anymore, and I have been forced to stalk the internet till I find any and all recent clips I haven't already watched a thousand times! It's sad.. I know, so now I've decided to turn my obsession into something productive. Below is a clip I found on Hulu of Brad and Zoe offering some tips on finding the perfect outfit for jet setting! While I love it (and have watched it many-a-times) it's a tad dated, and I wanted to show a spring 2011 updated version for the girl on the go!! So check out the original, then the revamped outfit (still following the dynamic duo's tips) by yours truly!!






My Spring 2011 Update!!

Still keeping it light and comfy with these Mixed Chino Pants. The cotton fabric would be perfect for long flights while the rolled leg and bright color keeps it chic and modern! (try a bold color! it's "this seasons" military!!) - Levi's - $79.50



I LOVE this blouse because it's simple and effortlessly sexy. It's cotton, the cap sleeves are definitely in style, and the little buttons and cinched waist give it a strong feminine feel! - Pins and Needles - Urban Outfitters - $54



This is the fun part for me.. a geometric, eye-catching sweater adds the fashion and risk taking to this otherwise simple outfit! It's smart and gorgeous and I kinda wished I owned it! - Gap - $69.50




Because of the bold choice in sweater, keep it simple with a neutral toned scarf. Don't worry though, it's still fashion now because of the "torn" look that is huge this season! - Staring at Stars - Urban Outfitters - $28.00



These have the attention of a high heel while still being a luxurious flat! Detailing on the side makes these shoes a killer choice! - Urban Outfitters - $38



Don't hate on the canvas bag! It's one of my favorites! Roomy and accessible this bag has got it all, and may just eliminate the need for a carry-on!! - BDG - Urban Outfitters - $68


Sunnies are always a must for one Mrs. Zoe, and these cuties add just the right amount of cheetah print pop, while shading you from those ridiculous paparazzi! - Forever 21- $5.80


And.. every good "Zoebot" knows that you can't wear white without a nice honkin' piece of turquoise on your body! Try this unique and fashion forward cuff! It's one great piece of jewelery that's versatile and hot!


I hope many more Zoe/Brad/Alex collaborations happen in the near future... we shall have to see... until then, I'll try to insert something clever...

Look of the Day!!

As someone that is not a huge fan of award shows (due to the fact that I find them rather lengthy and self-indulgent), I did not tune into the Golden Globes that took place last Sunday. However, I recently watched coverage of the show, and I have to say, many of the looks were INSANE! Sunning, stunning, stunning! From Angie and Anne's big ole' shoulders (love!) to the minimalistic and bold Calvins (seen twice on the red carpet by big names!) the dresses were definitely something to talk about! What was my absolute favorite you ask? Olivia Wilde's "princess/French chic" look stole the show for me!! She took my breathe away with this crystal-encrusted deep-brown Marchesa gown, sophisticated cat eyes and sleek bangs, and AMAZING studded Louboutins!! Everything about it screamed award show glam!